Not so fresh, but still interesting, from News of the Weird that just go to show how many crazy people there are in the world:
The New Jersey Department of
Health and Senior Services issued a warning in January to residents of
the city of Ringwood that they should limit their intake of squirrel to
no more than twice a week (children once a month). (A toxic waste dump
is nearby.) [Credit NotW Week of February 18th, 2007]
At the December ceremony in
Najaf, Iraq, in which U.S. commanders turned over control of the city,
Iraqi commandos took the stage carrying frogs and a rabbit and soon
were eating the animals raw in a show of feral manliness. As U.S.
personnel looked on apprehensively, one Iraqi cut open the rabbit's
belly, screamed, snatched its heart in his teeth, and passed the bloody
carcass down the line, with each commando taking a bite. According to a
Baltimore Sun dispatch, locals said that Saddam Hussein's special
forces used to do similar things, but with snakes, dogs, cats and even
wolves. [Credit NotW Week of January 21st. 2006]
Some British and German
drivers have over-relied on their cars' satellite-navigation devices,
according to a December Reuters dispatch, sometimes with tragic (or
hilarious) results. A 53-year-old German man thought the device's
instruction to turn "now" meant not at the next corner but right that
second, and he crashed into a building. Another followed instructions
but ignored a prominent "closed for construction" sign and plowed into
a pile of sand. Said an exasperated German auto club spokesman, "It's
not as if people are driving in a tank with only a small slit to see
out." (In November, an ambulance in London went 400 miles to make a
20-minute trip, and in May another took 90 minutes to take a crash
victim to a hospital 10 minutes away, both due to faulty "sat-nav"
programming.) [Credit NotW Week of January 14th, 2007]
Sixty years after Indiana
abolished gambling and wrecked the economy of the resort town of French
Lick, the state brought it back, allowing casinos, but they had to be
located on water and not the state's dry land. Developers of the French
Lick Springs Resort thus spent $382 million on a plush "riverboat"
casino on a manmade lake barely larger than the boat, and it opened in
November. [Credit NotW Week of January 14th, 2007]
An unidentified man washing
windows while tethered to security ropes at the 20th floor of the Fifth
Third Bank building in downtown Nashville, Tenn., in November attracted
attention when he remained motionless for about 30 minutes, but it
turned out that he was just sound asleep. When fire rescue vehicles
arrived, the noise awakened him, and he lowered himself to the street
unharmed, according to a report in The Tennessean. [Credit NotW Week of January 7th, 2007]
National Public Radio reported
in October that perhaps thousands of prison inmates are using cell
phones (which are contraband in all correctional facilities) and that
the problem has gotten so bad that Maryland state Sen. Ed DeGrange said
he was sitting at his desk recently when an inmate called him on a cell
phone with a list of general complaints. Also, a warden in Texas
reported getting a call from the mother of an inmate, demanding that
the warden do something to improve cell-phone reception in the prison
so she can chat more easily with her son. [Credit NotW Week of January 7th, 2007]
The Havering town council in
Romford, England, prepared a 300-page report in October, which was the
result of a 12-month investigation, to find out who had heckled a
speaker at a zoning meeting by making "baaa" noises. The authors said
they had narrowed the list of suspects. [Credit NotW Week of November 5th, 2006 edition]